Chroot or the art of resuscitating a broken system

Wow, just like in Mr Robot when he chroot to pass his mint to rkhunter I feel all-powerful on the system. Setting the scene: Oh no… noo? NOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!! It’s all broken, there’s no way to access the system, there are three scenarios that come to mind (recently happened): update cut in the middle (at …